1 /5 Matthew Karchaske: There’s an external door on the building, variously labeled, “PHARMACY,” “ENTRANCE ONLY,” “PULL.” The pharmacy goes are clearly displayed outside the door. You might be forgiven for thinking this is the entrance to the pharmacy, but, alas, you’ve been fooled once again. This “door which is not a door” epitomizes your experience with KP, wherein every fixture, every system, every person you meet is but an ignorant cog in a useless machine. How much are you paying for your insurance? Well it’s too much. You would live happier and longer, and probably have a much better death, if KP was not a part of it.