2 /5 Lauren Paik: We came to Wooden Pearl for our anniversary and, overall, left feeling disappointed. The food was fine, but it felt overpriced for what we got—especially the scallops. I’m still genuinely trying to figure out if the chef messed up our dish or if we were purposely served miniature scallops, because every review photo we saw beforehand showed jumbo scallops. For $40, I couldn’t believe how tiny they were. When the dish first arrived, I actually thought the potato underneath was the scallop—only to realize the little balls on top were supposed to be them. (I wish I’d taken a clearer photo, but I circled the scallops in blue for reference.) After seeing another recent review where their scallops looked totally different, I honestly felt ripped off.
The rest of the food and drinks were just fine—nothing to really rave about. The service was also just okay. Our server barely checked in and didn’t make us feel particularly welcomed. When I asked about a cocktail I’d seen on a TikTok review (“Dr. Bunsen Honeydew”), instead of just saying it wasn’t available anymore, he told me he’s worked there since opening and had never heard of such a drink, which felt a bit dismissive.
The overall atmosphere just felt off, which was disappointing given it was our anniversary. In short, it wasn’t a terrible meal—but between the overpriced dishes, underwhelming service, and odd vibe, I don’t think we’ll be returning anytime soon.